Time, The Darkside, & Juicing It Up
Wednesday, July 25
If only there were enough hours, minutes, seconds in
the day to get everything accomplished that I'd like
to get done, I'd be a happy girl. Add to that a sore
neck, an aching head and too little hours of sleep
and you've got well... a problem. *sigh* Why does it
seem at the least convenient of times everything gets
poured on you? Ahhhh life. Anyway, moving on...
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So, I've ventured over to the darkside again. Yes, I'm talking about eBay. No, I'm not selling anything over there probably, well, ever. I've sold one thing in my whole life there and it was a box of hair dye I got for free. This is when eBay was really about auctions and not just commercial establishments selling their shit for a couple dollars less than their online store. But yes, some idiot actually purchased the hair dye. I think I got like 3 bucks for it, which was awesome considering it cost me nothing (and eBay's selling fee's didn't rape your wallet back then either). But yeah no selling for me, thank you. I don't know if I could live with myself selling my things for $0.98 (oooh what a bargain) but $50.00 shipping and handling. I think the best one I saw was a $0.05 'Buy It Now' listing. That's awesome, right?? Yeah, shipping and handling was $198.00!! Ha!
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So I got a new toy to play with from The Pleasure Chest-- the Layla Spot. Wow! Their toys arrive VERY nicely packaged-- all neatly wrapped in printed tissue with a metallic seal. I haven't had a chance to test it out yet but based on the packaging alone, I was impressed. Plus they included a free Golden Bullet (good thing since I've worn out all my previous bullets). The catalog was what amazed me. It literally looked like a Nordstrom catalog-- all glossy big pages with dildos, vibrators, and anal beads all decoratively displayed against rose petals and champagne or bamboo and palm fronds. lol I was most intrigued but a toy called "The Juicer" mostly because it looked like an actual juicer. LOL Suddenly visions in my head of how wet I could really get my panties if I had the Juicer danced in my head! It's pricey though but take a look at that chrome bad boy. So I'm guessing you shove it in and crank the handle?? Who came up with this idea? I'm imagining someone actually messed around with an actual juicer. Where else do you get the idea to seriously make a sex toy that bears an uncanny resemblance to the kitchen utensil? Well, that's one for the wishlist boys. Less than 5 months till my birthday... *winky winky*
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So, I've ventured over to the darkside again. Yes, I'm talking about eBay. No, I'm not selling anything over there probably, well, ever. I've sold one thing in my whole life there and it was a box of hair dye I got for free. This is when eBay was really about auctions and not just commercial establishments selling their shit for a couple dollars less than their online store. But yes, some idiot actually purchased the hair dye. I think I got like 3 bucks for it, which was awesome considering it cost me nothing (and eBay's selling fee's didn't rape your wallet back then either). But yeah no selling for me, thank you. I don't know if I could live with myself selling my things for $0.98 (oooh what a bargain) but $50.00 shipping and handling. I think the best one I saw was a $0.05 'Buy It Now' listing. That's awesome, right?? Yeah, shipping and handling was $198.00!! Ha!
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So I got a new toy to play with from The Pleasure Chest-- the Layla Spot. Wow! Their toys arrive VERY nicely packaged-- all neatly wrapped in printed tissue with a metallic seal. I haven't had a chance to test it out yet but based on the packaging alone, I was impressed. Plus they included a free Golden Bullet (good thing since I've worn out all my previous bullets). The catalog was what amazed me. It literally looked like a Nordstrom catalog-- all glossy big pages with dildos, vibrators, and anal beads all decoratively displayed against rose petals and champagne or bamboo and palm fronds. lol I was most intrigued but a toy called "The Juicer" mostly because it looked like an actual juicer. LOL Suddenly visions in my head of how wet I could really get my panties if I had the Juicer danced in my head! It's pricey though but take a look at that chrome bad boy. So I'm guessing you shove it in and crank the handle?? Who came up with this idea? I'm imagining someone actually messed around with an actual juicer. Where else do you get the idea to seriously make a sex toy that bears an uncanny resemblance to the kitchen utensil? Well, that's one for the wishlist boys. Less than 5 months till my birthday... *winky winky*
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