Time, The Darkside, & Juicing It Up
Wednesday, July 25 | Permalink
If only there were enough hours, minutes, seconds in
the day to get everything accomplished that I'd like
to get done, I'd be a happy girl. Add to that a sore
neck, an aching head and too little hours of sleep
and you've got well... a problem. *sigh* Why does it
seem at the least convenient of times everything gets
poured on you? Ahhhh life. Anyway, moving on...
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So, I've ventured over to the darkside again. Yes, I'm talking about eBay. No, I'm not selling anything over there probably, well, ever. I've sold one thing in my whole life there and it was a box of hair dye I got for free. This is when eBay was really about auctions and not just commercial establishments selling their shit for a couple dollars less than their online store. But yes, some idiot actually purchased the hair dye. I think I got like 3 bucks for it, which was awesome considering it cost me nothing (and eBay's selling fee's didn't rape your wallet back then either). But yeah no selling for me, thank you. I don't know if I could live with myself selling my things for $0.98 (oooh what a bargain) but $50.00 shipping and handling. I think the best one I saw was a $0.05 'Buy It Now' listing. That's awesome, right?? Yeah, shipping and handling was $198.00!! Ha!
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So I got a new toy to play with from The Pleasure Chest-- the Layla Spot. Wow! Their toys arrive VERY nicely packaged-- all neatly wrapped in printed tissue with a metallic seal. I haven't had a chance to test it out yet but based on the packaging alone, I was impressed. Plus they included a free Golden Bullet (good thing since I've worn out all my previous bullets). The catalog was what amazed me. It literally looked like a Nordstrom catalog-- all glossy big pages with dildos, vibrators, and anal beads all decoratively displayed against rose petals and champagne or bamboo and palm fronds. lol I was most intrigued but a toy called "The Juicer" mostly because it looked like an actual juicer. LOL Suddenly visions in my head of how wet I could really get my panties if I had the Juicer danced in my head! It's pricey though but take a look at that chrome bad boy. So I'm guessing you shove it in and crank the handle?? Who came up with this idea? I'm imagining someone actually messed around with an actual juicer. Where else do you get the idea to seriously make a sex toy that bears an uncanny resemblance to the kitchen utensil? Well, that's one for the wishlist boys. Less than 5 months till my birthday... *winky winky*
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So, I've ventured over to the darkside again. Yes, I'm talking about eBay. No, I'm not selling anything over there probably, well, ever. I've sold one thing in my whole life there and it was a box of hair dye I got for free. This is when eBay was really about auctions and not just commercial establishments selling their shit for a couple dollars less than their online store. But yes, some idiot actually purchased the hair dye. I think I got like 3 bucks for it, which was awesome considering it cost me nothing (and eBay's selling fee's didn't rape your wallet back then either). But yeah no selling for me, thank you. I don't know if I could live with myself selling my things for $0.98 (oooh what a bargain) but $50.00 shipping and handling. I think the best one I saw was a $0.05 'Buy It Now' listing. That's awesome, right?? Yeah, shipping and handling was $198.00!! Ha!
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So I got a new toy to play with from The Pleasure Chest-- the Layla Spot. Wow! Their toys arrive VERY nicely packaged-- all neatly wrapped in printed tissue with a metallic seal. I haven't had a chance to test it out yet but based on the packaging alone, I was impressed. Plus they included a free Golden Bullet (good thing since I've worn out all my previous bullets). The catalog was what amazed me. It literally looked like a Nordstrom catalog-- all glossy big pages with dildos, vibrators, and anal beads all decoratively displayed against rose petals and champagne or bamboo and palm fronds. lol I was most intrigued but a toy called "The Juicer" mostly because it looked like an actual juicer. LOL Suddenly visions in my head of how wet I could really get my panties if I had the Juicer danced in my head! It's pricey though but take a look at that chrome bad boy. So I'm guessing you shove it in and crank the handle?? Who came up with this idea? I'm imagining someone actually messed around with an actual juicer. Where else do you get the idea to seriously make a sex toy that bears an uncanny resemblance to the kitchen utensil? Well, that's one for the wishlist boys. Less than 5 months till my birthday... *winky winky*
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The Hair Down There Consensus
Tuesday, July 17 |
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I was actually quite surprised but the voting on my
latest online
poll. I think a lot of the women have been
brainwashed into thinking bald is better. It's
nice to know you boys enjoy a little hair down
there. *smile*
Breaking News! I'm a Real Girl.
Tuesday, July 17 |
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I spend as much of my time as I can at my computer but once in a blue moon I like to venture out and visit the rest of the world. *laughs* And with summer now upon us, there's lots to do and see that I am spending more and more time out and about.
I have also been taking some me time lately in addition to work that has increased as of late (i.e. my real job) so things have been a bit hectic. I'm not always physically here at my computer but I am not half-assing anything about the quality of what you are being sent. ALWAYS know that! I'm a perfectionist. If your panties aren't right on the day I was supposed to send them, I'm gonna wear them till they are!
So sit tight, good things come to those who wait and be happy knowing I'm getting off in your panties as much as ever. *giggle*
A Girl's First Time
Monday, July 16 |
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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off
for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses
to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
Panty Pick of the Day: Geek Panties
Tuesday, July 10 |
Panty Picks
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I think this is funny, but I think she should've put
her arms down. Kinda looks like she doesn't have
any... Not like you care anyway *wink*
Photo courtesy of ThinkGeek
Photo courtesy of ThinkGeek
Inbox (652)
Monday, July 09 |
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So my computer has been acting up and I didn't have
access to email for a few days and when I come back I
have 652 unread emails and no that's not a typo.
Yikes! Looks like I have a LOT of work to catch up
on. Unfortunately like 90% of them are not even going
to be worth my time-- the crazies, the "send me a
free pic" guys, the spammers, but I still have to
take the time to go through them all.
It's actually been quite relaxing being able to, as one of my buyers put it, "getting away from the panty madness" for a few days. I had a fun 4th of July and a nice few days of semi-relaxation.
Change of topic, but you know what amazes me? How little people read. No, I don't mean just like sitting at home with a book, though few people find the time to do that anymore. I mean like how people just ignore instructions or don't bother to look for an answer before they ask it.
Take for example shipping date. I thought I had it pretty prominently displayed on the Home page, but I realize that perhaps visitors get over zealous and just jump into ordering before viewing the Home page, so I also placed it on the Order page under the big heading "How Long Before You Ship?"
Now granted this is an *estimated* shipping date and while I'm generally a very humble person, I have to give myself a pat on the back for being able to estimate this pretty accurately over a month in advance. Why is it estimated? Well obviously things can come up-- emergencies, medical issues, etc.-- but also because I offer Rush Wear and if someone orders via Rush Wear your order naturally gets bumped. I do my best to let you know if this is happening.
I really think I might just need to get a bit tougher. The funny thing is that some of my visitors seem to think that because they email me, I MUST respond to them immediately or they're going to resort to breaking out profuse profanity and name calling. Whatever. That's the quickest way for your message to end up in the Trash.
Ok enough ranting, on to happy happy things. I am working on some new things for the website. Coming soon there will be some new items offered on Pretty Puss! Yay! So stay tuned my friends... Oh and a head's up-- I will be away for a few days around the 20th. Guess I probably should put that in the News section too, and hopefully someone will read it *wink*
It's actually been quite relaxing being able to, as one of my buyers put it, "getting away from the panty madness" for a few days. I had a fun 4th of July and a nice few days of semi-relaxation.
Change of topic, but you know what amazes me? How little people read. No, I don't mean just like sitting at home with a book, though few people find the time to do that anymore. I mean like how people just ignore instructions or don't bother to look for an answer before they ask it.
Take for example shipping date. I thought I had it pretty prominently displayed on the Home page, but I realize that perhaps visitors get over zealous and just jump into ordering before viewing the Home page, so I also placed it on the Order page under the big heading "How Long Before You Ship?"
Now granted this is an *estimated* shipping date and while I'm generally a very humble person, I have to give myself a pat on the back for being able to estimate this pretty accurately over a month in advance. Why is it estimated? Well obviously things can come up-- emergencies, medical issues, etc.-- but also because I offer Rush Wear and if someone orders via Rush Wear your order naturally gets bumped. I do my best to let you know if this is happening.
I really think I might just need to get a bit tougher. The funny thing is that some of my visitors seem to think that because they email me, I MUST respond to them immediately or they're going to resort to breaking out profuse profanity and name calling. Whatever. That's the quickest way for your message to end up in the Trash.
Ok enough ranting, on to happy happy things. I am working on some new things for the website. Coming soon there will be some new items offered on Pretty Puss! Yay! So stay tuned my friends... Oh and a head's up-- I will be away for a few days around the 20th. Guess I probably should put that in the News section too, and hopefully someone will read it *wink*
