I just listed a new auction for my silver bullet vibrator. It's on it's last leg and will only be good for a few more times (and if you know me, you know I'm a masturbation addict). This will be the second one that I've gone through in the last 6 months. LOL. It's completely coated in all my girly goodness. Check it out and bid so I can buy some new toys! *hehe*

How well can you tell the difference between real and fake breasts? I am apparently an expert! lol Take the quiz.

But I really hate the music video so I'm posting the live version.

I know I don't normally post blog entries on the weekend, but this was too exciting to keep quiet about!

I woke up this morning, went to my homepage and noticed there were 5 users online! I was curious at the spike in activity and decided to check my website stats. I noticed a HUGE jump in visitors coming from Jane's Guide and could feel the excitement building in me. I clicked the link and sure enough they reviewed my website just yesterday!

I am absolutely thrilled. I love their site and being apart of it is such a big honor to me. You can check out my review here and guess what? They gave me an Original and Quality rating, meaing I can proudly display a little icon only sites awarded it can display. Which reminds me... I need to email them for that!

Have a fan-tabulous weekend everyone!!

Oh dear... I just read this today-- titled "The Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation". I guess that means I'm going to die young. lol

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin.

Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic.

I saw this really weird video earlier today and now I can't find the link. Argh! I guess it wasn't as weird as it was puzzling. It was this dude fucking this girl, alternating between her and a Butt version of a Fleshlight. He fucks her in the ass then fucks the Fleshlight in the, I guess you could say ass (since it's supposed to be an ass). He cums in the Fleshlight and then she squeezes the cum from the Fleshlight and licks it. I really wish I could find the video. I'm not totally sure why this is supposed to be hot. Why didn't he just cum in her mouth? If you think this sounds hot, please explain this to me. lol

If you love hot camel toe pics, Fetish Kitten posted a great link on the Panty Hog message boards to this site with some great camel toe shots. Enjoy!

And like Playboy- have fun & enjoy!

Rocks my world.

Enjoy and check out my Panty Pic of the Week!

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"

Gmail has been acting up and there seems to be a problem with both my incoming and outgoing email. Some emails are appearing as sent when I find out the recepient didn't get them or I'm receving emails sent over a day ago just now??? I thought this was only happening in a few isolated cases but I have found out there's quite a few people who are not receving my emails. :( I don't know what's going on but I hope it gets fixed soon.

So, if you have tried to email me or are expecting an email back from me and haven't received it-- try resending it :( This is driving me crazy!

PS- Remember I will not be answering emails on the weekend so be patient till Monday! If the mean time, you are free to enjoy the NEW!">Forum!

Have a good weekend everyone!
xoxo,
Mackenzie

I really need to go to Japan. I have always wanted to go but it's just too expensive. *sigh* Today, I have even more reason to want to go...

I have been looking for a Hello Kitty tennis racquet. I'm not sure they exist but I have to figure there is something out there Hello Kitty for everything, so they MUST exist. I stumbled across this website and now I even more reason to need to go to Japan or at least make friends with someone already there!

So it's not exactly a Hello Kitty tennis racquet, but I can settle for the grips, bag, and accessories! I have often thought that if I did make the trip to Japan or China I might literally have to just go with the clothes on my back because I would need as much packing room in suitcases for all the Hello Kitty stuff I would buy! LOL Sad, but true.

The US Sanrio stores have such as tiny selection of Hello Kitty stuff. I would love to get my hands on the stuff you can't buy here! To my Asian visitors, please send me Hello Kitty stuff! LOL I will love you forever!

I seemed to have misplaced my purple dildo so I went out to get a new one yesterday and came across this gem-- the Tantus "Squirt". I was a little scared by the girth (it's nearly 2 inches in diameter) but decided to fork over a good chunk of change for this baby. I have to say I am just not a big fan of the veiny dildos with a huge ball sack attached. I don't know. It just weirds me out a bit. Although I think I might be able to handle it if it was in another color besides a flesh tone. I'm a big fan of the Tantus products though because of the silicone used to create them and these bad boys LAST!

So I decided to give the big boy a whirl this morning and damn, it does feel good but I actually bled! I mean, it might not actually be the dildo but the force with which I was using it... lol but wow, I have never bled from ever being fucked-- even really hard, I don't think...

Did you miss me? I haven't been around much this past week, but I'm back this week and I'm going to be making some updates!

The past couple weeks have been very crazy and my ability to run this site has been a bit impaired. A couple of weeks ago I had a bit of a health scare that affected the ship dates of some of the orders. I think I contacted everyone who was majorly affected (and your orders are going out promptly this week), but there may be a slight delay of a few days from your estimated ship date.

Without going into details, there have just been a lot of personal things going on and when you run a business 24 hours a day, 7 days a week it's really hard to take a break and you just sort of have to for a few days. Which brings me to my next thing...

I want to thank you all for making this site an amazing success. I am flooded with TONS of emails everyday and I love it. While I have been selling for much longer, I launched this site in January and I have watched it grow!

In the beginning it was easy to give a quick response, but with the volume of emails I am getting now it's a bit more difficult. I WILL get around to your email :) Some of you buyers that have been around with me for awhile have probably noticed this difference.

As the business has picked up, I have become increasingly busy. I pride myself on prompt responses, but it's getting very HARD to keep up and maintain a personal life. So, I've decided that I'm going to take the weekends off -- no checking emails, no responding, no shipping. I think I really need this for me. I'm too much of a control freak to let things go unless I actually set some time off for myself. I think it will make things a lot easier for me and I can be more relaxed.

Ok, I'm going to respond to my inbox of emails...

Study break anyone?